Sebastian

"I only race my yachts for her"
-Sebastian

Caroline

"I have to pick up my boyfriend from the Yacht Races!"
-Caroline

Melissa

"I'm being real. I'm real. I not imaginary.
You look like crap in those shorts. "
-Melissa

Regine

"I'm just gonna be your touching friend.
I'm going to touch you ALL THE TIME."
-Regine

Regine

"I'm never going to say anything funny at all"

"I never say that." -Regine

Laura

"If you don't shut it Regine, Imma going to cut off
you're fingers and stick you in a suitcase"
-Laura

Melissa

"I wish there were no boys here.
AHHHH!! FIRE! FIRE!!" -Melissa

Melissa

"They're like Jerktown, and we're like Bitchfest."

- Melissa

Ryan

"I hate crippled children. And by 'crippled,
' I mean blind and poor."
- Ryan