Breakfast Conversation.

"If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts and balls tasted like Spaghetti-os, oh what a world this would be"

-Laura Green

Sex Education-- Smelissa Style!

"All this talk of hair and labia has made me really hungry"

Regine.

"Look at the lust for Penis in his eyes." (to this picture of Victor)

Melissa and Camille.

"Like a [Potato] chip hyman"
-Camille
"AHHHHH!!! What does THAT mean?!It sounds so SALTY! And OILY!"
-Smelissa

Comments from the two of them

"I wish Bryan Shrewsberry lived with us." -Regine
"Can you imagine if he lived behind the couch?"
"Hey Guys." -Melissa

Caroline

"I love to plumb"
-Caroline

Ravel

"Sausage. Regine has a beef taco."
-Ravel

Melissa

"So does Ravel have meat in his underwear?"
-Melissa

Sebastian

"Let's cut off their ovaries." (to Ravel)
-Sebastian

Sebastian

"I only race my yachts for her"
-Sebastian

Caroline

"I have to pick up my boyfriend from the Yacht Races!"
-Caroline

Melissa

"I'm being real. I'm real. I not imaginary.
You look like crap in those shorts. "
-Melissa

Regine

"I'm just gonna be your touching friend.
I'm going to touch you ALL THE TIME."
-Regine

Regine

"I'm never going to say anything funny at all"

"I never say that." -Regine

Laura

"If you don't shut it Regine, Imma going to cut off
you're fingers and stick you in a suitcase"
-Laura

Melissa

"I wish there were no boys here.
AHHHH!! FIRE! FIRE!!" -Melissa

Melissa

"They're like Jerktown, and we're like Bitchfest."

- Melissa

Ryan

"I hate crippled children. And by 'crippled,
' I mean blind and poor."
- Ryan